Oh. My. God. SUCH big news. I'm dying here. We have a NEW APARTMENT!!!!
It's like three blocks away from our old apartment, and the rent is absolutely staggering. But it's gorgeous, and sunny, and clean, with windows that work and a great kitchen and high ceilings and plumbing that works (presumably) and a patio out back we can grill on and and and....
We'll just not thing about the rent.
Magazine photographers, take note - you will no longer be able to exploit the picturesquely sordid confines of this hideous shit hole of a "loft" apartment for your bread and butter. Now you'll have to make me look sordid in my brand spanking new Loft Apartment! No quotes!!!!
Thank you. Thank you very much.