Monday, October 17, 2005

Martha, Martha, Martha

The first thing to say about Martha is that she has great offices, and a crazy competent staff, all of whom are very sweet, very clean (I kept catching stage managers randomly wiping down surfaces when they had nothing better to do), and slightly terrified looking. Except for the kitchen staff, who are amazing and make dirty jokes in the kitchen, which obviously I like.) The second thing to say about Martha is that she looks and acts just as you would expect her to. And the third thing (which is really part of the second thing) is that she is such a micro-manager I was completely amazed. She kept saying things to her staff on break like, "You're using the crocque en bouche clip? You should use the wedding cake one!" or "I like the carbonnade better than the buorguignonne, don't you? We should have made that!" It was rather awe-inspiring I have to say. Rather surreal and ridiculous, but awe-inspiring all the same.

Oh, and the show will air THIS Wednesday, and NOT next Monday.

Life - freaky as it is - goes on....

10 Comments:

Anonymous Mary Quinn said...

Julie, Am loving your book!! Can't believe I missed you in Boston. Do you have a schedule of book appearances listed somewhere?

4:14 PM  
Blogger Anita said...

So fucking cool.

And your book made my cry at the end. In a good way.

At some point, let me confess how so-not-like-a-professor I'm being in my fandom.

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pho·ny [ fṓnee ] or pho·ney [ fṓnee ]


adjective (comparative pho·ni·er, superlative pho·ni·est)

Definitions:

1. not genuine: not genuine and used to deceive


2. giving false impression: putting on a false show of something such as sincerity or expertise




noun (plural pho·nies or pho·neys)

Definitions:

somebody or something phony: a phony person or thing




transitive verb (past and past participle pho·nied or pho·neyed, present participle pho·ny·ing or pho·ney·ing, 3rd person present singular pho·nies)

Definitions:

falsify something: to make something appear to be genuine when it is not


[Late 19th century. Origin ?]


pho·ni·lyadv
pho·ni·nessn

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome! I will watch and make jokes about your appearance and Bourdain wannabe persona.

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You're using the crocque en bouche clip? You should use the wedding cake one!" or "I like the carbonnade better than the buorguignonne, don't you? We should have made that!" It was rather awe-inspiring I have to say. Rather surreal and ridiculous, but awe-inspiring all the same.

As in the word of the great JP, the author of all this crap, "who da fuck" finds shit like these two statements awe inspiring. Those are words reserved for the greatness of nature, of the power of true human kind, not the likes of some statements of an ex-jailbird, crooked ass towel folder who believed that she was above the law. "Awe inspiring my ass"

Sure you will hate it coming from me and yet this is exactly what the great JP says as she chronicles her day.

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"long exhale, deep sighing with great disgruntle tones"

pho·ny also pho·ney ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fn)
adj. pho·ni·er, pho·ni·est

Not genuine or real; counterfeit: a phony credit card.
False; spurious: a phony name.
Not honest or truthful; deceptive: a phony excuse.

Insincere or hypocritical.
Giving a false impression of truth or authenticity; specious.

n. pl. pho·nies, also pho·neys
Something not genuine; a fake.

One who is insincere or pretentious.
An impostor; a hypocrite.

9:29 PM  
Blogger lipstick bookworm said...

Do I hear an irritating buzz in these comments? Oh, it's just a silly little fly. Ignore it.

Julie, I'm glad you're having so much fun and I'll be sure to catch you on Martha next week.

12:26 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

Wow. Just...wow. The trouble people will go through to be cocksuckers.

8:18 PM  
Blogger Crafty Chica said...

Congrats Julie - I just watched my TiVo of your segment - you were so awesome and handled everything so well!!! Rock on sistah, rock on!!! Can hardly wait for your next project!
Love,
Crafty Chica, Phx, AZ

1:51 AM  
Blogger Mudpuppy said...

I think someone needs their dictionary privileges revoked...

9:27 PM  

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