I know what you're thinking.
But it's okay. That red stuff splashed across my muzzle is just the new baby calf's afterbirth.
Pretty cute, huh? So cute that I'm not going to spoil your cute high by telling you...
...what Mama had just finished eating right before I took this picture.
I think maybe she's a Scientologist.
Of course, the fortuitous birth of a calf was not the reason I was at this campo this morning. I was really here to see these guys:
Water buffalo. Cute as the dickens. Dumb as posts. Doomed.