Things I Am Rationally Afraid Of
3. Looking for love in all the wrong places.
5. Writing memoirs.
6. Letting my babies grow up to be cowboys.
7. Low-rise jeans
8. My tendency to crave things I find at ABC Carpet & Home
9. Sarah Palin
10. For some unforeseen reason being unable to fully enjoy the glorious experience of Willie tonight at Rockefeller Center (Oh, no, wait. That's categorized under "irrational.")