"You Carry Your Weight Very Well."

That is what the radio interviewer - a very smart, engaging woman, by the way - said to me on the elevator up to her studio at 6:50 this morning.

Why thanks.

In other news, the weather is gorgeous in Denver, though my hotel can't do my dry cleaning, which makes me sniff like a haughty New York author, though I try to keep it to myself.

Tattered Cover tonight, eager to see it after all the buzz I've heard about it over the years. Tomorrow, St. Louis.

"You Carry Your Weight Very Well."

That is what the radio interviewer - a very smart, engaging woman, by the way - said to me on the elevator up to her studio at 6:50 this morning.

Why thanks.

In other news, the weather is gorgeous in Denver, though my hotel can't do my dry cleaning, which makes me sniff like a haughty New York author, though I try to keep it to myself.

Tattered Cover tonight, eager to see it after all the buzz I've heard about it over the years. Tomorrow, St. Louis.

Assholes and Elbows...

...okay, guys, here's the drill:

Tuesday, September 26th, 7:30 pm, I'll be at the Tattered Cover in Denver. 2526 East Colfax Avenue. Be there or be square.

Wednesday, Sept. 27th, 7 pm, I'll be at Left Bank Books in St. Louis. 399 North Euclid Ave. Come on by Daddio.

Thursday the 28th, 6 pm, Davis-Kidd Booksellers in Nashville. The Mall at Green Hills. Bring it.

Friday the 29th, 7 pm, Regulator Bookshop in Raleigh-Durham. 720 Ninth Street. Representin'.

Saturday the 30th, 7pm, Books & Books, Coral Gables, FL. 265 Aragon Ave. Smoke 'em if you got 'em....

Better Late than Never, DC...

All you out there in our murder and otherwise capitol of the nation, I'm going to be be at Olsson's Books at 2111 Wilson Blvd (okay, it's actually in Arlington, my mistake...) at 7 tonight for your listening, heckling, and book-be-signing pleasure.

I'm also going to be on tour all next week, with stops in Denver, Nashville, St. Louis, Raleigh-Durham and Miami. I'll post the details, along with a quiz with prize, once I stop being hung over.